They range from:
your average high school student
(which is probably the most normal. because of their normality they are one of the less likely to be picked by others. which is good news for you, because you can rest easy knowing that there's only atleast 100 other people after her instead of 1000)
(which is probably the most normal. because of their normality they are one of the less likely to be picked by others. which is good news for you, because you can rest easy knowing that there's only atleast 100 other people after her instead of 1000)
daughter of the demon lord at high school
(let's be real here. As unrealistic as it might be, it's actually true and people are making her their waifus and they number by the thousands. if you still want here to be yours you'll just have to learn to share. reminder: don't sell you're soul just to get her.)
(let's be real here. As unrealistic as it might be, it's actually true and people are making her their waifus and they number by the thousands. if you still want here to be yours you'll just have to learn to share. reminder: don't sell you're soul just to get her.)
an obsessed psycho killer
(This category falls under yandere, which means a person that loves you so much that they would kill just for you, or atleast anyone trying to steal you from her. This is for those who want more than just a cute face and a nice personality. This is for those who want the feeling of security that their waifu wouldn't just randomly go with someone else, rather they'd murder the first girl that looks at you)
(This category falls under yandere, which means a person that loves you so much that they would kill just for you, or atleast anyone trying to steal you from her. This is for those who want more than just a cute face and a nice personality. This is for those who want the feeling of security that their waifu wouldn't just randomly go with someone else, rather they'd murder the first girl that looks at you)
mythological creatures
( now this, this right here is an exotic creature. they are rarely picked because of their competition Ex.The demon lords daughter, angels sent to accompany you
this is actually one of my favorites because their love is something else. I MEAN LOOK AT THEM A HARPY, A LAMIA, AND A CENTAUR, THEY EVEN HAVE FOX AND CAT GIRLS. WHO DOESN'T WANT THOSE KIND OF WAIFUS. Look I maybe speaking from a biased point of view, but one thing I know: dudes cannot resist the fox girl)
( now this, this right here is an exotic creature. they are rarely picked because of their competition Ex.The demon lords daughter, angels sent to accompany you
this is actually one of my favorites because their love is something else. I MEAN LOOK AT THEM A HARPY, A LAMIA, AND A CENTAUR, THEY EVEN HAVE FOX AND CAT GIRLS. WHO DOESN'T WANT THOSE KIND OF WAIFUS. Look I maybe speaking from a biased point of view, but one thing I know: dudes cannot resist the fox girl)
to the most bizarre; your very own tape worm
(at this point I'm not even surprised anymore. It is said that the human imagination knows no limits, that or I wasn't desperate enough to think something like this. Anyways if you want to be connected with a deep bond with your waifu, something more than just love, something so deep that your mere separation would be life threatening. Then this is for you, I guess...
look man I we have our own tastes and I respect that, but don't try to get infested with a tapeworm just to see if you'll actually get a waifu. keep healthy and safe. )
(at this point I'm not even surprised anymore. It is said that the human imagination knows no limits, that or I wasn't desperate enough to think something like this. Anyways if you want to be connected with a deep bond with your waifu, something more than just love, something so deep that your mere separation would be life threatening. Then this is for you, I guess...
look man I we have our own tastes and I respect that, but don't try to get infested with a tapeworm just to see if you'll actually get a waifu. keep healthy and safe. )
even your own daughter from an alternate dimension
(well if you incest, no no please I incest. Enough with the puns, in the actual game they don't really tell you anything until the end. But they don't just tell you, they're gonna show you and they'll blow your mind while they're at it. See they make you fall in love with her for like 3/4 of the entire game and then they'll tell you that you're her dad, like seriously why? so if you're the one who's into this kind of waifu relationship then go ahead. You're not alone you're never alone)
(well if you incest, no no please I incest. Enough with the puns, in the actual game they don't really tell you anything until the end. But they don't just tell you, they're gonna show you and they'll blow your mind while they're at it. See they make you fall in love with her for like 3/4 of the entire game and then they'll tell you that you're her dad, like seriously why? so if you're the one who's into this kind of waifu relationship then go ahead. You're not alone you're never alone)
they all come on different shapes and sizes. but all share 1 common trait; they have an unwavering devotion to the protagonist.
lets start of by choosing which waifu suites your needs, remember some waifus are open to polygamy others(I don't even know why I'm warning you its gonna be your fantasy anyway).
picking your waifu is the easy part. defending her honor online, now that's the real challenge you'll face.
Good luck and remember.
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